“What do you suppose this does?” - Brooklyn meeting a stove
Have you wasted a while day playing flight wheel? Now there’s T’IRD! T’ird combines the flight of a bird with the crawling of a turtle to create the only flight wheel that slowly comes back. [x]
“Attack! Demolish! Devour! Burn! Grind them to dust! Go forth, and death be thy destination! DOOM! DOOM! A flight of dragons, I command it!”
fuckyeahbradneely:
Realizing his throat is foodless, Uncle Piggums exits for the kitchen. (Wizard People ch. 3)